Wanna play some poker?

" I would put you to pussy my ace "

" Holy shit, where to begin..... First theres no point in randomly putting playing cards on yourself to look "artsy", your parents were probably disappointed in the fact that your a nasty whore long before you took these mediocre pix. So save the artsy prop B.S. Also before you show your pathetic tits to the world you should try growing a pair, or having some installed. As far as your face is concerned, you look like a half assed, white trash version of Snookie from Jersey Shore. Sorry hun, but in the game of life, not only did you lose, but your just a warning to the rest of us of what not to do. PWNED "

" Actually she was a regular poster on a porn forum and she did end up getting a boob job. "